BEFORE YOU ENTER

Dark humor.
Real feelings.

SQUARES can turn difficult situations—including legal trouble, illness, loss, and money problems—into satire. It can upset people, including the people you care about. Use your judgment, respect the people involved, and don’t include identifying or private details.

Your board stays in this browser unless you copy and share its link. This notice sets expectations; it cannot guarantee there will be no hurt feelings or other consequences.

BDSE / SOCIAL SPECULATION

Find the joke
in the hard parts.

Make a 5 × 5 satirical outcome board from a library of situations, from weddings and work to court dates, illness, grief, and the rest of life’s terrible material.

Choose a category or describe the situation and we’ll suggest outcomes from the built-in library. Edit anything before generating the board.

THE SQUARES BOARD

Your squares

25 SQUARESDARK HUMOR / USE YOUR JUDGMENTBDSE / SQUARES

For satire and entertainment. Don’t publish private details or assume everyone involved shares the joke.